Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars

About Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars

Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.

After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week, and his 2025 NextUp stand up special.

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Reviews

“Hysterical. Andy Parsons is on fire.”

The Mirror

“Very funny”

The Times

“Laugh Out Loud Funny.”

Sunday Telegraph

“It’s great to welcome sharp, topical comedy and Parsons remains one of its most skilful exponents.”

The Guardian

“Potato-headed”

Evening Standard

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Tickets

Please see important booking information below.

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Booking information

Ticket prices:

Standard tickets – £19.00

Concession (full-time students) – £17.00

Dates & times:

Saturday 22 November 2025 at 7.30pm

Age guidance:

Strictly 14+

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